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A Spiritual Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

Cosmic Fire Podcast Ep. 45

It's the end of the world as we know it and that means all secrets must be revealed. But never fear: Kairos and Phoenix are here with everything you need to know to successfully navigate the end times - without having to sell your soul!

You don't have to join the Illuminati for fame and fortune. Learn the one weird trick that will enable you to keep your social credit score high no matter who is in charge of global surveillance! Discover the secret gnostic teachings of Jesus that will make sure your vote is counted in the next elections! And learn the one thing that Whole Foods and Amazon are literally PRAYING you'll never discover about the mind-boosting powers of artificial fragrances.

If you love the smell of fabric softener and Glade Plugins, you're gonna love this episode of the Cosmic Fire podcast.



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